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Students Arrested for Selling Homosexual Lawn Grass

DES MOINES: Several students in Des Moines, Iowa have been arrested for allegedly selling homosexual lawn grass. The arrest comes after several men started to complain of unusual and unnatural feelings for the same sex. The special grass, a unique … Continue reading

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United Nations Approves Rectum Printing Identification.

GENEVA -The United Nations has unanimously given ¬†approval for Governments to introduce a new form of personal identification known as rectum printing at an annual meeting in Geneva, Switzerland. Rectum printing involves taking a digital photo of the anus. It … Continue reading

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MAN ADMITS INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH APARTMENT

An unknown man from Wisconsin, yesterday admitted to rumors of having intimate relations with his apartment. The man, it is believed, committed the act, by placing his private part between a sliding door partition, in the middle of the apartment. … Continue reading

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KOREAN GOVERNMENT SET TO OFFER FREE CHEWING GUM TO ELDERLY

The Korean Government of Lee Myung Bak has announced that beginning 2012, all elderly citizens over the age of 60 will receive free chewing gum. Critics have labelled the move as pure politics in an attempt to woo old age … Continue reading

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ROMNEY: I WAS DUPED ON HEALTH CARE ISSUE.

” I was duped on the issue of Universal health care”. These were the words uttered by Mitt Romney yesterday as he attempts to rebuild and solidify his public image in his bid for the republican presidential nomination. Romney claims … Continue reading

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MAN VS WILD EPIDEMIC: SEVERAL ADMITTED TO MENTAL INSTITUTION

“Scores of citizens in the city of Sofia, Bulgaria were said to be admitted to a local mental institution, in what is being described as a strangely bizarre epidemic known as: Man VS Wild Syndrome. In reference to the popular … Continue reading

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RON PAUL BLOW-UP DOLL ON SALE NEXT WEEK.

Republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul, is gearing up for a state tour of California to promote a new life-sized blow-up doll of himself. The 74 year-old Paul is hoping the doll will appeal to liberals in the Democratic party, support … Continue reading

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