Monthly Archives: July 2011

United Nations Approves Rectum Printing Identification.

GENEVA -The United Nations has unanimously given ¬†approval for Governments to introduce a new form of personal identification known as rectum printing at an annual meeting in Geneva, Switzerland. Rectum printing involves taking a digital photo of the anus. It … Continue reading

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MAN ADMITS INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH APARTMENT

An unknown man from Wisconsin, yesterday admitted to rumors of having intimate relations with his apartment. The man, it is believed, committed the act, by placing his private part between a sliding door partition, in the middle of the apartment. … Continue reading

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