CHUCK NORRIS INSPIRES SURGE IN ONLINE MORTICIAN COURSES

Since the recent exploits of the Navy Seals in Pakistan, online mortician courses have experienced an enrollment surge, according to deadline.com

“It is rumoured that course numbers have increased by as much as 65%.” said Iowa Senior Mortician, Morg Morgan

Courses range from 6 months to 3 years depending on weather part-time or full-time employment is sought.

The course is open to everyone over the age of 16. It is not available to members of the public who have been convicted of a sex crime.

We do not discriminate, however, we fear these individuals will be tempted with acts of necrophilia.

Network executive Chris James attributes the recent success to that of seal team 6. He added that several online mortician courses paid for sponsored advertisements during a recent screenings of Chuck Norris action movies from the 1980’s.

Critics feel that citizens subliminally responded to the success of seal team 6 by registering for the courses.

These sentiments were echoed by Morgan, “ We are dead sure that the sponsorship of Chuck Norris films are responsible for the increase.

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE ARTICLE IS A WORK OF FICTION INTENDED FOR SATIRICAL PURPOSE ONLY.

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