Monthly Archives: May 2011

AIR INDIA TO OFFER IN-FLIGHT FOOT MASSAGES.

In an attempt to compensate for its waining consumer base, Air India is set to offer in-flight foot massages to all guests on long-haul flights. According to its website, the massages will be offered from July 1st. Pilots and flight … Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA DENIES BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOWNLOADING RUMOURS

American president Barack Obama has denied illegally downloading the 1989 Oscar-winning film, Driving Miss Daisy, during his stay at Buckingham Palace. It is believed that Obama, on his recent tour of Europe, downloaded the movie directly after the humiliating toast … Continue reading

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CHUCK NORRIS INSPIRES SURGE IN ONLINE MORTICIAN COURSES

Since the recent exploits of the Navy Seals in Pakistan, online mortician courses have experienced an enrollment surge, according to deadline.com “It is rumoured that course numbers have increased by as much as 65%.” said Iowa Senior Mortician, Morg Morgan … Continue reading

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