Condom manufacturer Durex is set to release a Kim Chi themed condom in Korea within the next few months.
“Kim chi, a popular Korean side dish known to be consumed by numerous Koreans daily, will add a marketing and consumer appeal never before witnessed in the Asian market ,” said Durex Asia group executive Andrew Wang.
It is believed that initial samples will be given out in selected restaurants with orders of any meal containing the popular ingredient.
Market research has shown that more taste is needed in the bedroom. The French have snails. Korea now have Kim Chi themed Durex.
It is hoped that if the condoms become popular sellers then it could lead to a worldwide kim chi condom phenomenon.
There are strong and erect rumours that Durex intend to release a burrito condom in Mexico, while in England, the intention is for a fish and chips theme. Production is still in the early stages.
Larger sizes will also be produced to appeal to the broad foreign community with the peninsula.
The release date remains uncertain but Andrew Wang did liken the production of the condom to that of the Apple Ipad. “The Ipad revolutionized technology. The Kim chi condom will do the same for the bedroom experience.”
“Pre-release orders having been quite satisfying but we hope to achieve a sales climax during holiday periods”, said Bing Won hee, Durex, Korea’s head of corporate sales and branding.
Rumours are strife that celebrities including Charlie Sheen, Kim Jong Il and Bear Grylls have all placed orders.
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